im sorry but i only listen to real music
I was born in the wrong time. I wish I was around so I could see them live.
Who wouldn’t want to work at Google? The whole HQ looks like an amusement park with FREE food 24/7 & if an employee of Google dies, their spouse will receive half their pay for 10 years as well as stock benefits, and any children will receive $1000 a month till they turn 19. Source
let me tell you a story about the google headquarters
so my uncle works for google and I went down to visit him once and he took my family on a tour of the google headquarters just for fun. there was tons of cool stuff and art and a random jungle themed room and the most crazy ass 360 degree google earth screen thing you ever saw
but you’d kind of expect all that right
but then I started to notice something kind of weird
there was a weird amount of rubber ducks? like. a WEIRD amount of rubber ducks. like typical yellow ones and camo ones and huge pink ones with bows and tiny donalds and pirates of the carribean themed ducks and bejeweled ducks with no explanation on nearly every surface
so i asked my uncle why there were so many ducks and this is what he said:
"google has a suggestion box for employees to use, and one time this guy got hired at google who had previously worked for another company. the other company also had a suggestion box but they never actually listened to any of the suggestions, so the new employee assumed that google would be the same way. so as a joke, he put a suggestion in the box at he google hq that said something along the lines of "great office but needs more rubber ducks." a week later, 5000 rubber ducks arrived in the mail"
google read this guy’s bullshit suggestion about ducks
and actually listened to it
AND ORDERED 5000 RUBBER DUCKS
stick around for the surprise ending
There’s so much to talk about here
watch til the end. perfect video.
I expect nothing less.
THE SNITCH ONE OH MY GOD
I will say no if you don’t propose with the snitch or the har
If I ever marry someone, I getting the pokeball and in the middle of a nice dinner somewhere I’m gonna whip it out and be like I CHOOSE YOU!
If you choose me too, of course.
WALL-E OH MY GOD LOOK AT HIM
wtf kind of turtle is that
science of tumblr can you please explain this
the really shitty thing about being told that youre smart your whole entire life is that as soon as you dont understand something you just kind of completely shut down and his this big shitty crisis because maybe youre not as smart as youve always been told
Lana’s amazing and cute smile ♥ (xxxxx)
DO U NEED A STEPMOM?!?
just changed to a SUPER scary url for October!!
im just a human bean
There’s a hole in my lawn and evidently Welly just discovered it’s perfectly dog shaped